Covenant University in Nigeria passed a directive to all students ahead of the Brazil 2014 World Cup which kicked off June 12; that no student must watch ANY of the matches of the popular world football tournament.
According to the school's management, Brazil is a country known for immoralities and the stadia will be full of indecently dressed girls and women who will corrupt the morals of the God-fearing students in the school.
Dean of Students explained that,"In addition to the this sanctions, as long as stubborn players like Cristiano Ronaldoand Mario Balotelli will play in the mundial, the girls inCovenant University are not safe".
He added that,
"Ronaldo and Balotelli are in the habit of pulling off their shirts after scoring every goal to show off their six-packs. Therefore, this might give these girls wet dreams which will make them fall spiritually".
As for why even boys are banned from the games, the Deansaid the half-clad and half-mad women who are known to patronize the streets of Brazil could be of bad influence to his male students.
As a result the Covenant University authorities will dish out external suspension to anyone caught watching the World Cup 2014 for two months.
Kinda funny if you ask me.
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